TRUE CONFESSIONS...

True confessions...

I watch "ANTM" -- "America's Next Top Model"

Uh Huh...A reality T.V. show...Featuring none other than Miz Tyra Banks...Does she really have big hips --or is that just the T.V. playing tricks?

I'm no reality T.V. junkie...I would admit that I am a"peeping Tom or Tammy" ...I'll cruise the T.V. stations and peek in on them every now and then...but I don't rush home and pop some popcorn to sit in front of the T.V. and watch them.

I don't have a clue why I like this show...at an all time high of 5' 2"--I never harbored dreams of being a "super" model...never...and Heaven help me if I put on heels higher than 2 inches...and I struggle with those two inches...I bump into things too...don't think America wants to see a short model with flat shoes on falling all over herself on the runway...Naw ain't a pretty sight :) -

Hands down that African chick --Nnema --who is now sporting a bald head...should win... Nnema is a genuine African queen...I like her from the inside out...smart too--she's a chemist...Dang...pretty and smart...

Now the three other Black chicks...they just make me laugh out loud...there's Furonda -- This is where I first started laughing...who the heck ever heard of the name "FUR--RONDA" -- FUR is full of self...straight out some hick country town in Arkansas...almost got booted off the show a few weeks ago. Then there is Danielle --she too from Arkanas...with "country girl kick your a--" persona to boot. Danielle lists her occupation as "Babysitter" on her bio...too funny...she has the makings of a model...more than "Fur" --but she gives you the impression that she'd cut you with her butcher knife in a hot second... Lastly, there is Jade...Jade is down right CRAZY...Jade needs medicine...they'll keep Jade on because she along with FUR adds all of the drama to the show...Jade scares me...serial killer in the making that Jade...walkin' 'round in her drawers...

Since I'm no real "junkie" --I don' t know when this show comes on...it is on UPN...and I'm guessing it comes on on Wednesdays--the night that I should be in Bible study...forgive me Father...for I am sinning on Wednesdays...

The first week I tuned in --they posed with "bald head" caps on --to give them the appearance of a completely bald head...Last week they cozied up in frigid temperatures to blocks of ice...

Can't wait for the next show...what will they do next?

By they way...the winner gets to date that little booger of a man with the BIG clock around his neck...Flava Favvvvv....I surfed his show on VH1 --- How low can you GO?